T: I don’t think my fountain is touching anything
WB: well that’s ridiculous
–T & WB (05.21.13)

I don’t know how to judge a man’s part
–W.B. (05.20.13)

“Those who choose security over freedom deserves none” –Benjamin Franklin

T: Dad, will you make me another cd holder?

Pa: It’s good to have dreams


–T & Pa (05.29.11)

U: Who’s that?

T: Eeyore

U: is that an @ss?

T: lol, yes. He’s from Winnie the Pooh, have you seen it?

U: the poo?

T: yes, let me google it. *shows pic of winnie the poo*

U: That’s a poo? but, he’s a bear!

–YPC & T (05.18.11)

I don’t know if I have what it takes for everybody’s regular plan

–Lisa (How Do You Know)

Listen carefully to how a person speaks about other people to you. More than likely, this is how s/he will speak about you to other people.

–Etty Lau Farrell Tweet (12.05.10)

T: why do I need to clean my liver?

U: because your liver is dirty!

– YPC & T (09.30.10)

U: Did you bring your tea?

T: No

U: How do you not bring tea for tea time?

– YPC & T (09.30.10)

T: #3

SA: #4

U: can you guys make a standard?

–YPC & T & SA (09.29.10)

Dance like the photo’s not being tagged, Love like you’ve never been unfriended, Tweet like nobody’s following!

–Peter Griffinn Tweet

The word I’m searching for I can’t say, because there are preschool toys present.

–Woody (Toy Story)

Chinese, Chinese, China Man, China Man

–S.A. (August 2010)

Everyone should be forced to marry ketchup bottles at least once in their lives, there would be less war

–Bobby (TBS: My Boys, Season 4 episode 2)

E: I think it’s a hawk

T: But it’s HUGE!

E: Hawks are HUGE, how do you think they kill people?

T: People?

E: …little animal people

–E.M & T (04.03.10)

Liza, don’t scream, it’s only nerds

–M.H. (04.02.10)

Stop petting your cow!

–E.M. (10.30.09)

You lie like a rug

late for church, but I sat down – made it for collection anyway

–R.M. (10.04.09)

Fine, find your way

–S.A. (8/27/09)

when a relationship i admire breaks up, i lose faith in love

–Ingrid Michaelson (6/30/09)

I gave birth to you Bodwalla!

–S.A. (5/23/09)

*running towards car, yells to Meredith*

“Drop her at home”

–S.A. (4/28/09)

They yield to YOU!

–S.A. (4/28/09)

You know you’re tight with someone when you buy them eggs.

–S.A. (4/16/09)

Don’t say my thoughts outloud

–T (3/19/09)

Dammit, I got a handwich

–S.A. (3/17/09)

Work as if it was your first day.

Forgive as soon as possible.

Love without boundaries.

Laugh without control

and never stop smiling.

You’re suppose to get tomorrow (09.18.08)

In the end what matters most is:

How well did you live

How well did you love

How well did you learn to let go

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me

–Noel Coward

The whole problem with people is they know what matters, but they don’t choose it.

–August (Secret Life of Bees)

People shouldn’t have to be so nice when so much is at stake

–J.M. (10/20/08)

I can’t be perfect all the time.

–E.M (9/6/08)

Gotta flip the tape over

–T (8/2/08)

Hi T. Are you awake?

-S.A. (8/2/08 @ 1400)

I wanted to push him….down

–S.D. (6/23/08)

I’m going to sit there like a decoration

–P.S. (06/05/08)

A bag of hugs

–S.A. (4/24/08)

There’s too much personal jubilation going on

–S.A. (4/24/08)

You know what? You are magical!

–S.A. (02/13/08 @ 1349)

Stop electronically stalking me

–J.M. (1/28/08)

Hi, I’m a puppy

–S.A. (01/09/08)

You can’t handle my genius

–S.A. (11/09/07)

If you tell me because “we’re friends”, I will vomit on your ridiculously small purse.

–Cappie (ABC Family: Greek)

G, remember the part for richer, for poorer? We’re the former!

–Kevin Smith as Sam in Catch and Release

Sam: So I guess that means you’ll have time to open your window business

Nick: Yeah I guess, truth is it’s something that Eddie and I always planned on doing since we were kids, Best Friend Windows is what we called it.

Sam: Kind of a dorky name isn’t it?

Nick: We were ten

Sam: I’m ten

Nick: Yeah, but you’re…

Sam: different kind of dork?

Nick: Different kind of 10.

–October Road

He pulls over?

He can’t comfort her with one hand?

One hand on the wheel, one hand comforting?

how bout no hands comforting?

Why do hands have to be involved at all in the comforting process?

–Owen Rowan (ABC: October Road)

I’m looking at his profile, what else do you want me to do?”

–S.A. (11/27/07)

Dancing makes you brave

–Christina Yang (ABC: Grey’s Anatomy)

Do You Read?

–T (7/27/07)

Concrete Island

–D.C. (1/1/07)

T: …every 20 minutes you are suppose to look outside at a tree.

J.C. And ever 30 minutes you are suppose to go hug it.

–T and J.C. (12/15/06)

See? You Scared?

–J.C. (12/8/06)

Vertical Cloudage

–S.A. (10/28/06)

T: Thanks Bunches.

D.C. Welcome Loads.

–T and D.C. (8/17/06)

Is your relationship an inner join or outer join?

–W.B. (8/1/06)

Have you ever tried the jazz peanuts?

–S.A. (7/26/06)

I never read the book because the covers are too far apart.

–D.C. (7/17/06)

It’s nice to be important, but it’s important to be nice.

–D.C. (7/13/06)

T: are we talking thick – people will think we hate trees? or thick we may need a dolly to transport it?

S.A.: Thick as in – I better receive a certification for reading it.

–T and S.A. (7/7/06)

Little Booties

–W.B. (7/3/06)

Why are people the only animals that wear clothes?

–S.D. (6/17/06)

If I don’t come back, I’ll write.

–R.M. (5/11/06)

This is what happens when you’re born short.

–E.M. (4/29/06)

They could build monuments to your self-centeredness.

–Dr. James Wilson (House, episode 219)

over here, where my finger points

–H.G. (03/15/06)

…that’s not going to get you employee of the month.

–H.G. (02/25/06)

emotionally weird

–B.R. (12/28/05)

*points at suitcase*

That’s my house!

–S.D. (12/20/05)

Bill, what’s your motto, I am Bill?

–S.A. (12/20/05)

Still Here and Still ME

–D.G. (09/08/05)

It is Feng Shui

–J.C. (08/24/05)

42) Wished upon a star: mainly planets

–E.M. (07/18/05)

You work for me


See the tears, they are tears of joy

You are in a dilatory state

–H.G. (Summer 2005)

Grammical Errors

–T (Summer 2005)

Why use the stairs when you can use an elevated pathway?

–O.M. (10/18/04)

When you do that load of whites, make sure they are all whites. Don’t compromise the integrity of your whites with others who appear to be ok looking and are really not.

–E.M. (8/10/04)


Courage is fear that has said its prayers

–Dorothy Bernard

God determines who walks into your life….it’s up to you to decide who you let walk away, who you let stay, and who you refuse to let go.

Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.

–James Dean

I am looking for a lot of people who have an infinite capacity to not know what can’t be done.

–Henry Ford

Faith is being sure of what we hope for and certain of what we do not see.

–Hebrew 11:1

Making the decision to have a child – it’s momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking outside your body.

–Elizabeth Stone

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family:

Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one.

–Jane Howard

Bumper sticker of the year: If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it’s in English, thank a soldier

A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in…and how many want out.

–Tony Blair, UK Prime Minister

Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.

–Charles Schultz

You don’t marry the one you can live with-

You marry the person that you can’t live without

Sometimes holding hands is holding onto everything.

Work like you don’t need the money,

dance like no one is watching,

And love like you’ve never been hurt

–Mark Twain

Watch your thoughts; they become words.

Watch your words; they become actions.

Watch your actions; they become habits.

Watch your habits; they become character.

Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.

Old friends pass away, new friends appear. It is just like the days. An old day passes, a new day arrives. The important thing is to make it meaningful: a meaningful friend–or a meaningful day.

–Dalai Lama (8/29/04)

What is a loving sister? a single soul dwelling in two bodies.

When you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!

The fear of becoming a `has been’ keeps some people from becoming anything.

–Eric Hoffer, American author-philosopher (1902-1983).

Be who you are and say what you feel,

because those who mind don’t matter

and those who matter don’t mind.

We do not stop playing because we grow old;

we grow old because we stop playing

To the world you may be one person,

but to one person you may be the world.

True love is neither physical,

nor romantic. True love is an

acceptance of all that is, has been,

will be, and will not be.

To put the world in order,

we must first put the nation in order;

to put the nation in order,

we must put the family in order;

to put the family in order,

we must cultivate our personal life; and

to cultivate our personal life,

we must first set our hearts right.


A friend is someone who knows everything about you and likes you anyway

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes

–Oscar Wilde

Memories last forever, take a picture

Great minds discuss ideas;

Average minds discuss events;

Small minds discuss people.

–Eleanor Roosevelt

Never argue with an idiot, they drag you down to their level then beat you with experience

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breaths away.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

Yesterday is history,

Tomorrow is a mystery

Today is a gift, that’s why

they call it the present.

According to statistics, last year over 17 million American families paid a lot of money for things that looked funny and didn’t work. Seven million of these were antiques; the rest were college students

We could learn a lot from crayons; some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors…but they all have to learn to live in the same box.