T: I don’t think my fountain is touching anything
WB: well that’s ridiculous
–T & WB (05.21.13)
I don’t know how to judge a man’s part
“Those who choose security over freedom deserves none” –Benjamin Franklin
T: Dad, will you make me another cd holder?
Pa: It’s good to have dreams
–T & Pa (05.29.11)
U: Who’s that?
U: is that an @ss?
T: lol, yes. He’s from Winnie the Pooh, have you seen it?
U: the poo?
T: yes, let me google it. *shows pic of winnie the poo*
U: That’s a poo? but, he’s a bear!
–YPC & T (05.18.11)
I don’t know if I have what it takes for everybody’s regular plan
–Lisa (How Do You Know)
Listen carefully to how a person speaks about other people to you. More than likely, this is how s/he will speak about you to other people.
–Etty Lau Farrell Tweet (12.05.10)
T: why do I need to clean my liver?
U: because your liver is dirty!
– YPC & T (09.30.10)
U: Did you bring your tea?
U: How do you not bring tea for tea time?
– YPC & T (09.30.10)
U: can you guys make a standard?
–YPC & T & SA (09.29.10)
Dance like the photo’s not being tagged, Love like you’ve never been unfriended, Tweet like nobody’s following!
–Peter Griffinn Tweet
The word I’m searching for I can’t say, because there are preschool toys present.
–Woody (Toy Story)
Chinese, Chinese, China Man, China Man
–S.A. (August 2010)
Everyone should be forced to marry ketchup bottles at least once in their lives, there would be less war
–Bobby (TBS: My Boys, Season 4 episode 2)
E: I think it’s a hawk
T: But it’s HUGE!
E: Hawks are HUGE, how do you think they kill people?
E: …little animal people
–E.M & T (04.03.10)
Liza, don’t scream, it’s only nerds
Stop petting your cow!
You lie like a rug
late for church, but I sat down – made it for collection anyway
Fine, find your way
when a relationship i admire breaks up, i lose faith in love
–Ingrid Michaelson (6/30/09)
I gave birth to you Bodwalla!
*running towards car, yells to Meredith*
“Drop her at home”
They yield to YOU!
You know you’re tight with someone when you buy them eggs.
Don’t say my thoughts outloud
Dammit, I got a handwich
Work as if it was your first day.
Forgive as soon as possible.
Love without boundaries.
Laugh without control
and never stop smiling.
You’re suppose to get tomorrow (09.18.08)
In the end what matters most is:
How well did you live
How well did you love
How well did you learn to let go
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me
The whole problem with people is they know what matters, but they don’t choose it.
–August (Secret Life of Bees)
People shouldn’t have to be so nice when so much is at stake
I can’t be perfect all the time.
Gotta flip the tape over
Hi T. Are you awake?
-S.A. (8/2/08 @ 1400)
I wanted to push him….down
I’m going to sit there like a decoration
A bag of hugs
There’s too much personal jubilation going on
You know what? You are magical!
–S.A. (02/13/08 @ 1349)
Stop electronically stalking me
Hi, I’m a puppy
You can’t handle my genius
If you tell me because “we’re friends”, I will vomit on your ridiculously small purse.
–Cappie (ABC Family: Greek)
G, remember the part for richer, for poorer? We’re the former!
–Kevin Smith as Sam in Catch and Release
Sam: So I guess that means you’ll have time to open your window business
Nick: Yeah I guess, truth is it’s something that Eddie and I always planned on doing since we were kids, Best Friend Windows is what we called it.
Sam: Kind of a dorky name isn’t it?
Nick: We were ten
Sam: I’m ten
Nick: Yeah, but you’re…
Sam: different kind of dork?
Nick: Different kind of 10.
He pulls over?
He can’t comfort her with one hand?
One hand on the wheel, one hand comforting?
how bout no hands comforting?
Why do hands have to be involved at all in the comforting process?
–Owen Rowan (ABC: October Road)
I’m looking at his profile, what else do you want me to do?”
Dancing makes you brave
–Christina Yang (ABC: Grey’s Anatomy)
Do You Read?
T: …every 20 minutes you are suppose to look outside at a tree.
J.C. And ever 30 minutes you are suppose to go hug it.
–T and J.C. (12/15/06)
See? You Scared?
T: Thanks Bunches.
D.C. Welcome Loads.
–T and D.C. (8/17/06)
Is your relationship an inner join or outer join?
Have you ever tried the jazz peanuts?
I never read the book because the covers are too far apart.
It’s nice to be important, but it’s important to be nice.
T: are we talking thick – people will think we hate trees? or thick we may need a dolly to transport it?
S.A.: Thick as in – I better receive a certification for reading it.
–T and S.A. (7/7/06)
Why are people the only animals that wear clothes?
If I don’t come back, I’ll write.
This is what happens when you’re born short.
They could build monuments to your self-centeredness.
–Dr. James Wilson (House, episode 219)
over here, where my finger points
…that’s not going to get you employee of the month.
*points at suitcase*
That’s my house!
Bill, what’s your motto, I am Bill?
Still Here and Still ME
It is Feng Shui
42) Wished upon a star: mainly planets
You work for me
See the tears, they are tears of joy
You are in a dilatory state
–H.G. (Summer 2005)
–T (Summer 2005)
Why use the stairs when you can use an elevated pathway?
When you do that load of whites, make sure they are all whites. Don’t compromise the integrity of your whites with others who appear to be ok looking and are really not.
Courage is fear that has said its prayers
God determines who walks into your life….it’s up to you to decide who you let walk away, who you let stay, and who you refuse to let go.
Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.
I am looking for a lot of people who have an infinite capacity to not know what can’t be done.
Faith is being sure of what we hope for and certain of what we do not see.
Making the decision to have a child – it’s momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking outside your body.
Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family:
Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one.
Bumper sticker of the year: If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it’s in English, thank a soldier
A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in…and how many want out.
–Tony Blair, UK Prime Minister
Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.
You don’t marry the one you can live with-
You marry the person that you can’t live without
Sometimes holding hands is holding onto everything.
Work like you don’t need the money,
dance like no one is watching,
And love like you’ve never been hurt
Watch your thoughts; they become words.
Watch your words; they become actions.
Watch your actions; they become habits.
Watch your habits; they become character.
Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.
Old friends pass away, new friends appear. It is just like the days. An old day passes, a new day arrives. The important thing is to make it meaningful: a meaningful friend–or a meaningful day.
–Dalai Lama (8/29/04)
What is a loving sister? a single soul dwelling in two bodies.
When you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!
The fear of becoming a `has been’ keeps some people from becoming anything.
–Eric Hoffer, American author-philosopher (1902-1983).
Be who you are and say what you feel,
because those who mind don’t matter
and those who matter don’t mind.
We do not stop playing because we grow old;
we grow old because we stop playing
To the world you may be one person,
but to one person you may be the world.
True love is neither physical,
nor romantic. True love is an
acceptance of all that is, has been,
will be, and will not be.
To put the world in order,
we must first put the nation in order;
to put the nation in order,
we must put the family in order;
to put the family in order,
we must cultivate our personal life; and
to cultivate our personal life,
we must first set our hearts right.
A friend is someone who knows everything about you and likes you anyway
Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes
Memories last forever, take a picture
Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people.
Never argue with an idiot, they drag you down to their level then beat you with experience
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breaths away.
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Yesterday is history,
Tomorrow is a mystery
Today is a gift, that’s why
they call it the present.
According to statistics, last year over 17 million American families paid a lot of money for things that looked funny and didn’t work. Seven million of these were antiques; the rest were college students
We could learn a lot from crayons; some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors…but they all have to learn to live in the same box.